My Tikboy has always associated herself as a vampire, beat that! I read this in an article and I kindda made a conclusion that my Tikboy has indeed the makings of a vampire, hahahaha! Read on... I put my own bits and pieces to it.
No.1 - Vampires are the ultimate bad boys/girls
Women love baaad. Now mix in the fact that a vampire is searching for eternal love and needs a woman to survive; you’ve got yourself the ultimate bad boy/girl - answers to no one, lives by his own rules & wears nice clothes.
------ My Tikboy has been independent eversince. She has her own principles so to speak. She has her bad streaks too - and when she is bad, that's when it's good, hahahahahaha!
No.2 - Vampires are powerful
Vampires exude two types of power. The first is the raw, physical power. The vampire is always in phenomenal shape; it must be the low carbs/high blood diet and tons of sleep. The second type of power is mental. He's usually a manipulative bastard who can match brains as much as brawn. This amazing one-two combo is a major reason women love vampires. Moreover, it’s almost impossible to kill a vampire.
------ Yep, she can be manipulative if she wants to. Kung hindi ba naman eh, ilang beses kaya nagkaroon ng 2 gf yan at the same time! Power I tell you. Hirap kaya mamangka sa 2 ilog LOL! (sorry baby...)
No.3 - Vampires are romantic
Give those dead, bloodsucking bastards credit: they know how to romance the pants off a woman. The setting is always dark and mysterious and the atmosphere is just right for doing something dirty.
------ Si Tikboy, mega romantic to the max! Napaka... as in... ang tinding mag-alaga. Kaya nga ang daling madevelop ang mga girls pag kasama sya palagi... tulad ni____ (hmp!)
No.4 - Vampires search forever to find "her"
Woman love to think they were destined to be with one man for the rest of their lives. They love the romantic angle of a soul mate -- two people destined to meet, fall in love and be together forever. Now imagine that man is just as eager to find her and has been searching for untold centuries. It knocks a woman off her feet like a silver bullet through the heart. When a vampire sinks his teeth (figuratively) into a woman, he makes her feel like the only woman in the world. It’s no wonder women fall hard.
------- Pangatlong beses na kaya namin ito... Susme... we always find each other no matter what. Soulmates nga di ba? Hindi ko rin nga alam kung bakit...
No.5 - Vampires are persuasive
Vampires have a calming demeanor. They are suave, smooth and soft-spoken, and the women eat it up. They convince the smart and savvy women that their odd behavior is on the up-and-up. They even convince them it’s cool to suck blood.
------- Nakow, kung kilala mo si Tikboy, you know that she is an epitome of calmness. Suave sa babae kaya matindi hahahaha! Pailalim kung kumilos... Saka noh, titigan lang ako, nahuhulog na ang mga hindi dapat mahulog, ehek!
No.6 - Vampires are moody
Women beg to differ, but they honestly do like the occasional hint of drama in a relationship. It keeps things fresh and exciting. This is perfect for the vampire, whose mood is constantly changing.
------- Moody at selosa kamo!!!!!
No.7 - Vampires love necking
Woman love sex. Honestly. But what they love even more is all the fooling around that should be involved before sex. As we all know, men just like to get down to business -- but not vampires. They want to mess around. Particularly around the neck area -- the “sweet spot” as it’s known around the coffins. They know how to start off tender and soft and then get a little rough. Rough enough to draw blood. Kinky.
------- "they know how to start off tender and soft and get a little rough" ..... ahhh...uhmmm...teka... natataranta ako..paano ba..... No comment, hahahahahahaha!
No.8 - Vampires dress well
Ever seen a poorly dressed vampire? Never. Vampires are always impeccably dressed with perfect hair and a nice complexion. They wear their clothes well and always with the perfect fit.
----- Need I say more? Yan kaya ang unang napapansin ng mga "hitad" sa kanya... saka yung amoy nya na super bango.
No.9 - Vampires require no commitment during the day
Even though women love to spend as much time as possible with the man they adore, they still want some alone time to do things with the girls or on their own.
------ Ito lang ata ang trait ng vampire na hindi para kay Tikboy ko. Tikboy is all commitment - no more, no less...
No.10 - Vampires are loners
Vampires work alone. They don’t have many friends, and if they do, they are usually out doing their own thing. Women love vampires because they have all the time in the world. Literally.
------- Very Tikboy trait. Hindi mahilig maglalabas. Mas gusto magbasa. Misteryoso epek! Kaya naman pansinin eh. Naattract ang girls dahil sa pangiti ngiti at patingin tingin na style.
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