I was talking to Misis Tikboy the other day when this equation suddenly flashed into my mind - aging + back rub = orgasm. I was serious but my wife was laughing. She said, "Kung anu-ano naiisip mo!" Well, I work in an elderly care facility and this is what I do almost every morning - giving back rubs when I give my residents a bath. Paano ko ba kasi naisip 'to? Hmmm.. si Lolo D kasi sa tuwing paliliguan ko sa umaga at hinahagod ko ng bimpong may sabon ang likod niya hanep kung makaungol! Heto sampol ng mga sinasabi niya:
"Ooooohhhh... that is so good. Do it again down there."
"That is soooooo nice. Do it again."
"Aaaaaahhhh... that feels good. Go all the way down. Yes. Yes. That's it."
O, di ba naman? Kung ikaw ang makakarinig niyan baka isipin mo kung ano ang ginagawa naming dalawa di ba? Naisip ko tuloy, kapag tumatanda kaya ang tao hindi na nagtatalik? O nakakahanap sila ng ibang paraan para makaraos? Isang paraan na kaya 'yun back rub? Wala lang, naisip ko lang ba.
"Ooooohhhh... that is so good. Do it again down there."
"That is soooooo nice. Do it again."
"Aaaaaahhhh... that feels good. Go all the way down. Yes. Yes. That's it."
O, di ba naman? Kung ikaw ang makakarinig niyan baka isipin mo kung ano ang ginagawa naming dalawa di ba? Naisip ko tuloy, kapag tumatanda kaya ang tao hindi na nagtatalik? O nakakahanap sila ng ibang paraan para makaraos? Isang paraan na kaya 'yun back rub? Wala lang, naisip ko lang ba.
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