America 101

A must-have when you're in America - lip gloss. Hehehe! Kahit hindi ko gusto, napilitan akong gumamit!

Frozen margarita. Strawberry for me, raspberry for Misis Tikboy.

If you're going to buy alcoholic beverages make sure that you have an ID in your wallet to prove that you are 18 years old.

Hindi ko alam na pwede palang magsaing ng bigas sa microwave oven. Nagulat pa ako nung sinabi ni Misis Tikboy na magsasaing daw siya. Tapos dun niya nilagay sa microwave. I am beginning to believe that everything is possible here in America. That's what my Ninang Hermie used to tell me.

Hungry? You want to eat and save at the same time? Well, the wonder of split plate is for you!

If you're going to order a meal split it up! That way you can save up. Ang tindi kasi ng servings dito, kasya na sa dalawang tao! Me and Misis Tikboy call it the wonders of split plate.

My plate. Baby back rib with double mashed potato as a side dish.

My wife's plate. Baby back ribs with mashed potato and coleslaw.

While waiting for the main course at the Cowboy Grill, Dahlia (our server) brought this one and said, This is for your fingers okay? Me and Misis Tikboy burst out in laughter when Dahlia turned her back on us and started to leave. Mukha daw kasi akong bata kaya niya siguro sinabi 'yun. Baka daw inumin ko ang tubig sa cup na ito!

Road sign 101: Double yellow means no passing on either side, broken yellow with solid yellow on your side means you are not allowed to pass.

Road courtesy, never block the drive way. Wag ko daw gagawin ito kung ayaw kong masabihan na A-hole.

This is how you cross a street in America. You need to push a button and wait for your turn to cross the street. Don't worry, you may take all the time in the world in crossing the street. No need to run. The drivers would surely wait for you.

Madami pang iba pero sa susunod na post na lang. Naka-benadryl na kasi ako eh. Hehehe!